Tea is the most popular drink in the world after water, but learning and enjoying tea can be daunting for novices. The Onion provides you with a useful guide to all the knowledge about tea.

Jasmine Green: This tea is rich in antioxidants, which subtly masks the hot herb flavor of ordinary tea.

Thai tea: The most acceptable way to drink a cup of sweetened condensed milk.

Black tea: This stronger variety is best for accidentally over brewing for five hours, then reheating in the microwave, then forgetting it again and rediscovering it in the morning.

Chamomile: Some people drink soothing tea before going to bed and take Lunesta 45 minutes later.

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White tea: Picked in spring, delicate leaves require special brewing. If you put them in a silicone filter shaped like an animal, you will sneer.

Snapple: It tastes great with a little hot milk.

Vacant Teavana shop in the mall tea: If you are lucky, the vacant Teavana in the local mall will still provide free free samples of herbal tea. When it is free but not good enough to buy, these samples are good enough.

Lapsang Souchong: Give it as a gift to your parents, and they will definitely keep it in the back of their storage room for decades.

Hibiscus: This sweet scented tea will take you to the tropics, where you will stay there forever and never see your loved ones again in the prison of paradise.

Coffee: The only truly effective tea.